20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Dachshunds

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.

We have decided to forward proofs to support this argument and deter you from making your life a living hell. Here are 14 reasons why you should never adopt such monsters.

#1 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

dachshunds mother and puppy sleeping on the floor
Dreaming of treats

#2 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

dachshunds walking in the garden
Don’t underestimate my cute feet!

#3 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

Always here for you

#4 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

dachhund driving
I have no idea what I’m doing

#5 Because, clearly, children and Dachshunds don’t mix.

dachshund and a kid playing
So what are we cooking?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

dachshund staring
Are you going to eat that?

#7 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

dachshund in swing
Uhm excuse me, a little push, please?

#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

holding dachshund cute face in snow
I changed my mind, I’m going to pee inside the house

#9 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

dachshund in mud
“Go outside and play”

#10 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Dachshund.

dachshund wearing a colorful scarf
Can we go outside now?

#11 Don’t get a Dachshund if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

dachshund puppy looking at his owner
Guess who peed on the couch…

#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

dachshund standing on a sofa with socks
This makes a good chew toy

#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

dachshund sticking out its tongue
Waiting for heavens to send treats like…

#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

dachshund begging
Are you sure about that?

#15 They’re bed hogs.

dachshund sleeping soundly in bed
This bed is taken..

#16 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

group of dachshunds staring
Look! He just took a bite!

#17 And they can’t even dance well.

dachshund dancing on the beach
Anyone can dance!

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